30 Homer Simpson Quotes
From Homer Simpson, they’re just hilarious. I love this guys.
Enjoy… I hope you love them as I do.
1) “If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.”
2) “It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.”
3) “When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV.”
4) “What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.”
5) “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
6) “I’m never going to be disabled. I’m sick of being so healthy.”
7) “You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you’re a big disappointment,’ and God bless her soul, she was really onto something.”
“With $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love!”
9) “I don’t hate your mother, I just won’t be sad when she dies.”
10) “Crying isn’t gonna bring him back…unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.”
11) “Being popular is the most important thing in the whole world.”
12) “Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’”
13) “We’ll die together, like a father and son should.”
14) “Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
15) “Just because I don’t know doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
16) “Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
17) “Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.”
18) “This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to.”
19) “Because they’re stupid, that’s why. That’s why everybody does everything!”
20) “What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me?”
21) “What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to end up back here anyway.”
22) “Trying is the first step toward failure.”
23) “Yes, honey… Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.”
24) “I’m in a place where I don’t know where I am.”
25) “Anything that requires 12 steps is not worth doing.”
26) “The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let’s see… don’t tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you’re sure everyone feel exactly the same way you do.”
27) “Sorry to interrupt your judging me. I have two things to say. One, I’ll disconnect the cable after this fight is over. Two, I am not fond of any of you.”
28) “It’s easy to blame ourselves. But it’s even easier to blame Apu.” ( oh pool apu)
29) “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”
30) “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”
Smart Advertising with Signage
One of the most important parts of a business is advertising, and the easiest and most cost-effective way to advertise is with a business signs. Keep this in mind, if you have a store located on a busy street, more people drive by your store and see your sign than they would if you put an ad in a newspaper. Also, an ad would only be in for one day, a sign will last you for years, and they could cost the same thing. So doesn’t it make sense to spend your advertising dollars on custom signs that will last you a lot longer than one day of newspaper advertisements that will just get ignored anyway?
When you think about it, advertising can really be a difficult thing to figure out. If you own a store or company that you want to get some attention too you need to advertise, but where and how much? Well every type of advertisement costs you money, however, if you buy business signs you are not wasting the money like other forms. News paper ads, television commercials, radio commercials, emails, often get ignored all the time. Think about it, how many companies and stores do you go to because you saw an ad in the newspaper? It rarely happens, but if you do not have signs on your building you are missing out on the most important advertising of all. Even inside your building with indoor signs can help you. A lot of times people go to your place, they walk in and use your services, but they do not remember the name of the company or store because there are no indoor signs, so you need to fix that as well.
COPPER FOX ANNOUNCES A $4,005,000 NON BROKERED PRIVATE PLACE
COPPER FOX ANNOUNCES A $4,005,000 NON BROKERED PRIVATE PLACEMENT FLOW-THROUGH OFFERING
VANCOUVER, Nov. 17 /CNW/ – Copper Fox Metals Inc. (TSX-Venture: CUU) is pleased to announce that subject to approval of the TSX-Venture Exchange, the Company intends to complete a non-brokered private placement to raise up to $4,005,000 in flow-through funds (the “Offering”). The Offering is expected to consist of 4,450,000 flow-through shares at a purchase price of $0.90 per share for aggregate gross proceeds of $4,005,000. Each share will be 100% eligible for Canadian Exploration Expense (CEE) as defined by the Canadian Income Tax Act.
Details of the Financing:
The Company will pay a cash finder’s fee of 6% of the gross proceeds raised in the Offering, as well as issue non-transferable warrants (the “Warrants”) equal to 6% of the number of flow-through shares sold under the Offering. Each Warrant will entitle the holder to purchase one non-flow through share at a price of $0.75, exercisable at any time until the close of business on the expiry of 24 months.
Funds generated from this financing will be used to advance the feasibility study and include drilling programs, metallurgical testing and engineering studies associated with the development of the Schaft Creek Giant Porphyry Deposit.
Pleasure Pick-Me-Up
Erotic Instructions:
Standing with his back against the edge of the bed (or even the washer or dryer), your stud picks you up with his hands cradling your bottom and the backs of your thighs. Wrap your legs around his waist (place your feet on the bed for support) and your arms around his neck and shoulders. As his penis enters you, you hang suspended from him, bouncing up and down with the help of his arms.
Carnal Challenge?4
Why You’ll Love It:
For those who love a he-man, get ready for total ladylike delight, since you’ll be bound in your strong stud’s arms, totally suspended and at his orgasmic mercy. And the rapid-fire bouncy action provides a brand-new move — less in-and-out, more up-and-down. As he thrusts against your front vaginal wall, you’re near enough for longing looks and deep kisses — essential ingredients for